Sunday, January 22, 2012

Ramsurvey Joke - In case of an emergency, speak only in English !!


In case of an emergency, speak only in English !!
Never say prayers in any other language!
U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into :)
An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.

When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'
They replied "Because he kept saying,
'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'



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9 comments:

  1. manmohanJanuary 22, 2012 at 9:44 AM

    Nice. Ha ha ha:-)
    Never make a bit of gap
    Btwn d dear 1's,coz u'll never b abl to bear d pain Wen tht gap iz fil'd by sum1 elz in der lyf instead of u!...

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  2. Kapil sharmaJanuary 22, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    Interesting ha ha ha:-)
    World's best msg....GOD to man -" tu woh karta h jo tu chahta h, hota wo h jo m chahta hu, tu wo kar jo m chahta hu, hoyega wo jo tu chahta h"
    GUD MRNG:)

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  3. mukesh kumarJanuary 22, 2012 at 10:16 AM

    Ha ha ha:-)
    "Kbhi-Kbhi aisa bhi hota hai, yaadon ka asar zara der se hota hai,ap sochte hai k hum bhul gaye aapko pr humari to har baat me "ZIKR AP KA HOTA HAI".Gudmrng....

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  4. Satendra kumarJanuary 22, 2012 at 10:29 AM

    Nice one sir:-)
    True lines :
    Our heart is d biggest greatest haramkhor in d world.
    .
    Sala usi k liye pareshan rahega, jo kbhi bhav nahi deta...!!
    Gudmrng.

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  5. Ramprakash sengarJanuary 22, 2012 at 11:40 AM

    Riste panchiyo ki tarah hote hai.
    Agr jor se pakdo to dam tod sakte hai.
    Agar dhire pakado to ud sakte hai,Lekin agar pyar se pakdo to hmesha sath rahete h.
    Nice sir.

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  6. ManishJanuary 22, 2012 at 12:50 PM

    hmmmmmm


    Manish
    Kolkata

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  7. manmohanJanuary 22, 2012 at 8:47 PM

    A very short but Nice lines just 4 frnds.

    Hurt me with the truth.

    But never comfort me with a lie..
    Gud ni8 evryone

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  8. ALPAJanuary 23, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    Very Funny
    Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
    Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
    Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
    apna figure kharab mat karo.”
    Good Afternoon

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  9. MANTHANJanuary 23, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    Ha.....ha.....ha....ha.....Very Funny

    Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
    Ye kya?
    Rani boli miss call yaar.
    GAFT

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